What Really Happend In Peru

inthisbeautifulchaos:

YES! I finally brought it off itunes and I’m wrapped. I couldn’t stop smiling while reading this. I didn’t think I could love Magnus any more than I already did but oh boy was I wrong. I was laughing most of the time and now my face feels like it’s about to drop off I’ve been smiling so much. I’m so happy with the ending, there’s just no other way it could be. I just can’t stop laughing at some of the quotes, I’ve entered my own little state of euphoria. Here are just some of the many reasons to read the first of The Bane Chronicles, What Really Happened In Peru.

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Ragnor’s eyes narrowed as he demanded “Are those dolphins pink?”
“They were pink when I got here!” Magnus exclaimed indignantly. He paused and considered “I am almost certain.”

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“…I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.” He paused and winked “I didn’t actually see any, so I never got the chance.”

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“I hate adventures in Peru.”

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“You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus.”

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“Magnus you were trying to flirt with your own plate.”

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“…Ragnor claims he saw you making for the carpet, crawling like a huge demented crab.”

*beams proudly*

05/24/13