PETER JACKSON: Dear Sir Ian, here’s my script of THE HOBBIT. Please come be Gandalf! SIR IAN MCKELLAN: Nah. PETER JACKSON: Dear Sir Ian, holy God, the success of these movies rests on your celebrated and award-winning silvery head. Please, please, please be Gandalf! Here’s my revised script, subtitled WIZARDS RULE, DWARVES DROOL, PS YOU’RE […]